im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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