girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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