Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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