Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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