We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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