I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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