am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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