I accidentally had phone sex last night
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Randomize
