There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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