I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Someone signed my nipple.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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