I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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