He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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