But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
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when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
She bit a glass in half.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Will exercising make me less horny?
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