i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
this just has baby written all over it
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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