Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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