Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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