he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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