i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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