Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Bring me that man meat
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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