I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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