Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
