Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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