Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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