oh god the rape fog is back!
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize