On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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