Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
He did a backflip because drugs
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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