I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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