...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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