Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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