He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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