erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
time to smoke my breakfast
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
did you just send me my own nude
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
how does that bad decision feel?
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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