Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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