I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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