I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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