East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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