He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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