Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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