So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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