it was like his penis was on wheels.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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