Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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