No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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