What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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