Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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