I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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