i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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