Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I believe in your delicious
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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