Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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