im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I love how my cats smell like pot.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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