Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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