She is in my trunk
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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