How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Two words: blizzard sex
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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