i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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