Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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