we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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