This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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