Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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